Our After Dark Batch of individually-wrapped fortune cookies – each with an adults-only, debaucherously-charged provocation stuffed inside.
Every question is licentiously conjured to reawaken an innate sense of deviance, epicure, and intemperance within yourself and your accomplices. Revel in the depth of depravity and the breadth of perversion each one of these morsels will illicit!
Cosmically conjoin with just about anyone your being and body craves – partners, paramours, consorts, etc. – you name it. Check your piety at the door and prepare to lose yourself in the bacchanal of sensual mayhem and mischief this batch was devised to unleash.
NOTICE: The After Dark Batchis intentionally sexual by nature. Strongly discouraged for audiences 18 yrs and younger. No intimacy coordinator on site!
Enough advisories, give me deets:
Perfect for– spicing things up, getting in trouble, dates with a side of chaos, house parties, provocateurs, fullmoons, fill in the blank: your wild imagination .
Crispy, Crunchy, Timeless– Experience the satisfying wafer-like crispiness of our traditionally-flavored cookies with the perfect balance of sweetness and subtle notes of vanilla and sesame.
Fresh From the Oven–Our cookies are made to order, packaged, and shipped within a single business day. We have no shelves because nothing sits on them!
Individually-Wrapped– Air-tight sealed for maximum freshness.
No Repeats – You'll never find a repeat question in any single batch ordered. Expect a novel question in every batch!
